Greetings and welcome to The Definitive Frink.

measasimpson.gif (4991 bytes) If you are a first time visitor, welcome to the site. There is plenty to do around here, all of it Frink-Themed, but not necessarily Frink related. If you're looking for certain appearances, his inventions, or really anything else to do with our illustrious Professor, you've come to the right place. If you are looking for tips on how to make your site better, check out the HTML Help sessions. If you are an old veteran to this site, I honestly don't know why you keep coming back. You must be even a bigger loser than me.

THE LATEST NEWS
11/20/01 - Aaron logs into site, sees everything is broken, weeps.

So, why is it that no one ever tells me that mah stuffs broken when it's broken? Ohhh, that's because I never update the site anymore. Gotcha.

Well, for all the homies out there, i've fixed the email and the database and everthing around here should be back in working order. For a quick update, In the past year, uh, I haven't really done anything. Went to NYC a week ago and it was unbeleivable. If you get the chance to make the pilgrimage and pay your respects, i would definitely do it. I've been toying around with the idea of actually doing some content updates to the site here. I just want to prepare everyone so they can take some Bayer to minimize the heart attack.

01/21/01 - The Definitive Frink breaks: Nick Burns saves day

Greetings everyone, and welcome to another exciting edition of an update. First off, I am NOT addicted to amihotornot.com anymore. Secondly, I am not into women who "got back" or anything like that. And finally on the dispelling rumour front, well, my addiction to corn on the cob is highly overstated.

Now, back to business at hand.. for any of the extended parts of the site (where you need to register), you'll need to put your user number in again. If you don't have that email (and if you still do, you should be shot), go to this page and put your email in the bottom again. Follow the instructions, and you'll be able to do cool stuff on the site again.

Well, I got some important things I gotta do, so I'm off. Oh, and if you haven't seen it yet, check out this site. It's pretty cool.

11/24/00 - Whoa. Update.

Three things I am most thankful for:

  1. Freedom
  2. Flannel sheets
  3. Beer
Sorry about the outage over the past week, internerd.com moved to a new home, and all is well. I hope that everyone had a great thanksgiving.

7/2/00 - Hi y'all.. I've been pretty busy, but for the most part well.. have had a baby, Veronica, who rules. She's pretty cool, seems to like her daddy an awful lot, which is a good thing.

On the frink front, I've been pretty much a tool and haven't updated season 11 yet (gulp), but will at some point. Springfield University is NOT dead, and will be resurrected in a couple of months hopefully. Trust me, it's worth it. It's about 95% done, but getting to the last 5% and all of the testing is a pain. Oh well... such is life.

If you feel the urge, you can always drop me a line and say hi.

That's pretty much it for now... as always, thanks for your patronage..

Aaron
The Definitive Frink

 

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