Professor Frink
Ninth Season








 

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The Principal and the Pauper
4F23 28-Sep-97
(Professor Frink cheers on Arman Tamzarian as they say goodbye to the real Seymour Skinner.)
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Treehouse Of Horror
VIII
: Fly vs. Fly
5F02 26-Oct-97
Lisa: Wow look at all these gadgets.. If I were a nerd, I'd be in heaven!
Frink: Good morning, ma'am, good afternoon sir. It passed noon while I was speaking so that was technically accurate.
Homer (to Marge): He's crazy..
Bart: Hey Einsteen, how much for the mood pants?
Frink: Bleahhhaaahhhuuuyyy how much you got?
Frink (to robot):
Nice try floyd, but you were designed for scrubbing, and scrubbing is what you shall do.
Homer (after noticing he was teleported through the matter transporter device):
Hmm!
Frink: I take it from that little impressed noise that you are interested in purchasing that matter transporter, sir.
Homer: Ahhhmmmm... Two bucks...? And it only transports matter? Well, uh, I'll give you 35 cents.
Frink: Sold! But I must warn you this devices carries a frighteningly high risk of catastrophic--
Homer: I said I'll take it!
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The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
5F04 16-Nov-97
(Professor Frink is a "Reject" in Springfield's bachelor auction. In attendance from left to right is The Comic Book Store Guy, Barney, Hans Moleman, Kirk Van Houten, Moe, Disco Stu, Frink, Captain McCallister, and Otto. Note the potential continuity conflict, in that Frink mentions his wife in 8F23, and a possible appearance of his wife in 2F07.)
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Lisa The Skeptic
5F05 23-Nov-97
(Professor Frink here to view the "angel" that Lisa finds on an archaeological dig. Although I hate to bring it up, all the people that are there are debunking the scientific side of the angel, and are looking to the angel as an object of faith. Frink should be defending the scientific side of things.. Tsk, tsk, tsk.)
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The Joy of Sect
5F23 8-Feb-98
(Frink, who has joined the movementarians, merely lets out an unintelligible (in the truest Frink sense) groan when Homer asks him if he is going to finish that gruel)
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This Little Wiggy
5F13 22-Mar-98
Professor Frink demonstrates the Visible Computer

Frink: The section now illuminated is the Floating Point Unit, one of my personal favorite units.
(the superfriends ooh and ah, and take pictures)
Frink (taking in all the attention): Oh, well.,,
Bart: Hey, how do you get this thing to play blackjack?
Frink: Stop that, you're hurting it.
Bart: So how's it supposed to work?
Frink: Well--
Bart: Boring! Am I on the internet?
Frink: No, you can only access--
Bart: Boring! What's that fire for?
Data: The hard drive is crashing at an alarming speed!
Frink: No more pictures!

The Knowledgeum: Where Science is Explained with Brightly Colored Balls.

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The Trouble With Trillions
5F14 5-Apr-98
Frink: Oh no.. No no I felt that, you didn't carry the one you foolish person. Now you'll incur the penalties with the compound interest and the wrath and the truncheons ba-hey.
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