Professor Frink
Seventh Season








 


Treehouse of Horror
VI: Homer3

3F04 29-Oct-95
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Treehouse of Horror
VI:
Homer3
3F04 29-Oct-95
Lisa: Well, where's my dad?
Frink:
Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology, that Homer Simpson has stumbled into... the third dimension.
Lisa: Sorry.
Frink: Here is an ordinary square --
Wiggum: Whoa, whoa, slow down, egghead.
Frink: -- but suppose we extend the square beyond the two dimensions of our universe, along the hypothetical Z axis, there.
Everyone: (gasps)
Frink: This forms a three-dimensional object known as a "cube", or a "Frinkahedron" in honor of its discoverer.
Homer: Help me! Are you helping me, or are you going on and on?
Frink: Oh, right. And, of course, within, we find the doomed individual.
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Treehouse of Horror
VI:
Homer3
3F04 29-Oct-95
Grampa: I'll save Homer. All I needs is four stout men to work the bellows
Frink:
No pops! It's too risky. For all we know there could be cubes in there the size of gorillas and other large
Homer: Help! I don't have much time!
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Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
3F08 26-Nov-95
(Professor Frink appears in Col. Hapablap's underground cavern as Dr. Strangelove)
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22 Short Films About
Springfield

3F18 14-Apr-96
Frink: Ohhh, sorry I'm late, there was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying when the monkeys stole the glasses off my head! (screen fades to black) Oh, no, please no... I have a funny story, if you listen. I even wrote theme music, listen!

Ahh-ha, hey hey
Professor Frink, Professor Frink
He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think
He likes to run
And then the thing with the.. person..

Oh boy, that monkey is going to pay.

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Much Apu About Nothing
3F20 5-May-96
Apu: I enrolled in Springfield Heights Institute of Technology under the tutelage of the brilliant Professor John Frink.
Frink: Well, sure, the Frinkiac-7 looks impressive, don't touch it! But I predict that within 100 years computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them.
Apu: Could it be used for dating?
Frink: Well, theoretically, yes, but! the computer matches would be so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest.
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Much Apu About Nothing
3F20 5-May-96
(Professor Frink in attendance at Homer's "No On 24" rally)
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