When Otto's tape gets airplay, it is a instant hit. It is a "UNIQUE BLEND OF SPEED METAL AND JAZZ," dubbed "SPAZZ". After much attention to the song and continued airplay, Otto's band gets a gig. At the gig, the band is not well received becuase of the lack of the jazz, as Lisa is not on stage. The crowd becomes disgruntled, culminating in Professor Frink yelling, "HEY OTTO, YOU STINK! GET OFF THE STAGE!"

Professor Frink: "SPRINGFIELD" (pulling a ball out of a tumbler)

Here, Professor Frink is being interviewed by Kent Brockman to see if this is scientifically possible.

KENT BROCKMAN: ...AND PROFESSOR, YOU SAY THAT YOU'VE COMPLETED A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS OF THESE SO-CALLED "TEARS?"
FRINK: AH, HEM... THAT'S RIGHT, KENT. MY STUDY HAS SHOWN THAT THE LIQUID EMITTED FROM THE STATUE HAS BASICALLY THE SAME CHEMICAL MAKE-UP AS THAT FOUND IN A HUMAN TEAR

(in the next pane)

KENT: WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT. SCIENTIFIC PROOF POSITIVE THAT THE STATUE OF JEBEDIAH SPRINGFIELD IS CRYING ACTUAL HUMAN TEARS.
FRINK: OF COURSE, THAT CERTAINLY DOESN'T PROVE THAT...
(SCENE CUTS)

In the frame that Frink appears in, he seems to be blinded by the light, as everyone in Springfield has now come out of their dens to return to normalcy after the campaign leaves to find another town.

AND, AS "CAMPAIGN USA" SINKS SLOWLY INTO THE MUCK, SPRINGFIELD RETURNS TO NORMALCY AND VICE-VERSA...

However, I think that the fine people at Bongo might have a problem with this, so just buy the issue and make everyone happy.

Professor Frink: "JUST DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH--YOU STILL WON'T UNDERSTAND THE NATIONAL LEAGUE BALK RULE."

Homer: "THAT'S IT--JUST A LITTLE PILL?"

BURNS: THIS IS IT, SMITHERS. I CERTAINLY HOPE OUR LITTLE MOPPET HERE DOESN'T DISAPPOINT.

SMITHERS: I DO TOO, SIR.

REPORTER: WHAT A SHOT!
FRINK: >NNG WOY!< AN IMPROMPTU PHYSICS DEMONSTRATION! OBSERVE HOW THE ELECTRICAL CHARGE ACTUALLY PROPELS HIM ACROSS THE ROOM TOWARD THAT CINDER BLOCK WALL. DEAR GOD, IT'S GOING TO BE MESSY.
CLETUS: DANG MAW, LOOKIT 'IM GO
MAW: HOO!
CBG: SHOW OFF!
GRAMPA: FAR OUT!
WIGGUM: THAT'S SOME MIGHTY FINE FLYIN' MISTER!
JASPAR: I CAN DIG IT
MASKED MAN: WHO IS THAT MASKED MAN?

FRINK: AS YOU CAN SEE, I >AHEM< HAVE FURTHER EXTRAPOLATED THE RESEARCH DONE BY DR. W.B. RATTNER OF THE INSTITUTE OF LINGUISTIC TALKING AND WORD USE-OLOGY TO FORM A HYBRID OF POETRY THAT I WILL >HOO-HAY< REFER TO AS LIMKU.

GRASSHOPPER...
PETRI DISH...
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET.

IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS ACTUALLY WHAT WITH THE UNCERTAINTY AND THE PITFALLS AND THE HEY! LOOK AT ME, I'M ON TELEVISION.

Note that Professor Frink is appearing on "The Labcoat Network"..

FRINK: BUT THAT'S NOT THE WAY THINGS SHOULD BE! DUE TO A TRAUMA TO THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM, THINGS HAVE BEEN ALTERED FROM HOW THEY REALLY ARE! IN THE REALITY THAT SHOULD BE OCCURING RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE A FREE, RICH MAN, WITH A TOP-RATED LOCAL TV PROGRAM AND A LINE OF INDUSTRIAL WASTE DRUMS THAT I JUST RAVE ABOUT TO MY COLLEAGUES.

One of the people they meet up with is the illustious Professor Frink. Frink however does not believe the Simpson children, and >spoiler< is consumed by the blob.