Of all of the comic books that I have, the following are all the excerpts that deal with Professor Frink. I am missing:

I must say (because Bongo will sue me if I don't), that the Simpsons comics are absolutely wonderful. If you are a Simpsons fan and you don't collect or own any of the comic books, START! They are well worth the money. Even the rare ones aren't really expensive, so get into it. All of the ones that I have were priced below their cover value. Very cool.

Also, if you know of anyone getting rid of the collector's cards, please let me know.

"Me, me, me, just because it's my party."
-Charles Montgomery Burns

Issue #6

Lisa, disconcerted with her music teacher, Mr. Largo, decides that she is going to give up her sax. On the way to King Toots to trade it in, she passes Chintzy Quincy's Discount Recording Studio. She decides to tape her beloved sax and tape it "ONE LAST TIME... FOR POSTERITY". After her jam session, she goes to pick up her tape. The nerd in the control studio, dizzy with stupidity over the flirting fluezy from Otto's band, gives her a blank tape. Otto And The Screaming Whiners are recorded onto Lisa's tape, somehow leaving her track intact.

When Otto's tape gets airplay, it is a instant hit. It is a "UNIQUE BLEND OF SPEED METAL AND JAZZ," dubbed "SPAZZ". After much attention to the song and continued airplay, Otto's band gets a gig. At the gig, the band is not well received becuase of the lack of the jazz, as Lisa is not on stage. The crowd becomes disgruntled, culminating in Professor Frink yelling, "HEY OTTO, YOU STINK! GET OFF THE STAGE!"

Kent Brockman: "DESTRUCTION! BLOOD! WAR! TERROR HAS STRUCK EVERYWHERE!! ..ENOUGH ABOUT MY BITTER DIVORCE. NOW THE NEWS... AFTER A LONG AND EXHAUSTIVE SELECTION PROCESS, SPRINGFIELD HAS BEEN CHOSEN AS THE SITE OF THE NEXT ENVIRONMENTAL RESEARCH BIOSPHERE. WE GO TO THE SCENE JUST MINUTES AGO."

Professor Frink: "SPRINGFIELD" (pulling a ball out of a tumbler)

It seems that Bart, that frisky little 10 year old, has made his own little "miracle" in Springfield. It seems that he has rigged the beloved statue of their town father, Jebediah Springfield, to openly weep.

Here, Professor Frink is being interviewed by Kent Brockman to see if this is scientifically possible.

"Send In The Clowns" is a wonderful story about how government has lost sight of the people. The scene is set in beloved Springfield, where Lisa is the only one in the whole city that is excited about the presidential campaign that is coming. Lisa is heartbroken to find out that the campaign is merely a media circus, and democracy is no longer a reality.

In the frame that Frink appears in, he seems to be blinded by the light, as everyone in Springfield has now come out of their dens to return to normalcy after the campaign leaves to find another town.

AND, AS "CAMPAIGN USA" SINKS SLOWLY INTO THE MUCH, SPRINGFIELD RETURNS TO NORMALCY AND VICE-VERSA...

Simpsons For Dum-Dums is a delightful sendup where Professor Frink is a main character. Professor Frink is experimenting and trying to make lower mammals (aka Homer) smart. Professor Frink is successful, and Homer becomes a very very intelligent creature. Because Frink appears so many times in this issue, and is not really a bit role, I would have to scan the whole issue and basically write out the entire script.

However, I think that the fine people at Bongo might have a problem with this, so just buy the issue and make everyone happy.

Homer: "I'M TIRED OF BEING DUMB. I'M TIRED OF FARM ANIMALS BEATING ME AT BOBARD GAMES. IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT'S HAPPENED... SO, SMART ME, BIG BOY"

Professor Frink: "I MUST WARN YOU MR. CHIMPSON, ER, SIMPSON. IT''S A »AHEM« PAINFUL PROCEDURE ... WHAT WITH THE HURTING AND THE AGONY AND THE.. DEAR GOD, MAKE IT STOP!"

In his never-ending plight to cheat the U.S. government out of taxes, Krusty finds that the only way to get around the tax codes is to create his own country. He goes on TV and invites people to join him in Krustonia. Professor Frink shows up to experiment free of government regulation, as well as to help out with the country's agricultural and electrical problems.

In Treehouse Of Horror II, Sideshow Bob is given an experimental drug which turns him into a grotesque, hideous blob. The Simpson children are on the loose again, and look for people to help them nab the evil Sideshow Blob.

One of the people they meet up with is the illustious Professor Frink. Frink however does not believe the Simpson children, and >spoiler< is comsumed by the blob.