Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes? 8F23 27-Aug-92	Frink: This radio controlled plane gives your baby the chance to fly, just like my son here. He can execute the barrel-rool, loop-de-loop, then bring it in for the perfect landing. (plane crashes through the window and out of sight) Crowd: (gasps) Frink: Oh dear, my wife is going to kill me.
Marge Vs. The Monorail 9F10 14-Jan-93	(Professor Frink, pictured here screaming for his life on the maiden voyage of Springfield's Monorail)
Selma's Choice 9F11 21-Jan-93	(From the Springfield Sperm Bank, with the brilliant motto, "Put Your Sperm In Our Hands", comes "101 Frozen Pops", a mail order sperm catalog. Featured on the cover, Troy McClure, Jaques, and Professor Frink.)
So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show 9F17 1-Apr-93	Frink: I have and unorthodox solution. A "Fantastic Voyage" if you will. Three scientists, one a beautiful woman, will be shrunk to microscopic size. They will then rendezvous in Mr. Simpson's lower colon Everyone: eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww! Frink: Well, we have had a little trouble finding volunteers.
Marge In Chains 9F20 6-May-93	Frink: And if we freeze on frame 138, we distinctly see a puff of blue hair coming from the grassy knoll.

 

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