The library is where all of the other
information about professor Frink is.
Vital statistics if you will. Also, don't
forget to check out the other stuff.

Name: John Frink
Occupation: Professor, Inventor
Sex: Male
Marital Status: Married
Children: 1
Wife's Occupation: Presumed Doctor
Pastimes: Enjoys watching boxing,
dancing, chess

Inventions:

Gamble-Tron 2000
Death Ray
Children's Remote Control Airplane
Mechanical Bear
Home Security System
Super Sour Lemon Ball - 77X42
Flying Motorcycle
Frinkahedron
Frinkiac-7
AT-5000 Autodialer
Virtual Chili

Margemania!

Frink Fish


professor frink mugshot

The following is from the FOX "Who shot Mr. Burns?" web page which was located at www.springfield.com. In Chief Wiggums suspect log, professor Frink was one of the suspects.

PROFESSOR
JOHN FRINK

How much do we really know about Professor John Frink? Only just enough to be sure he is one of the primary suspects in the Burns shooting. Frink's doctorate in the field of science suggests he had the know-how to compute the exact trajectory needed to convey a bullet from point G, the gun, to point BC, Mr. Burns' chest.

Thus Frink most certainly had the means to commit the crime. But did he have the motive? One need not dig particularly deep to come up with a startling possibility. Who, in all likelihood, was the designer of Burns' sun-blocking device? Unless Burns contracted with an out-of-town scientist, the designer of the diabolical machine was quite probably Professor Frink. And yet Mr. Burns did not once credit Frink with the design, nor did he visibly inscribe Frink's name upon the device itself. As any academic knows, the omission of scientific credit is the worst injustice a professor can endure. Hence, through a logical deduction worthy of Dr. Frink himself, we arrive at the incontrovertible conclusion that Frink may well have been the shooter.

Old Money
(7F17)
Introduces the Death Ray to Grampa who is giving away $106,000 to whoever deserves it most.
Homer Defined
(8F04)
Guest on Kent Brockman's show telling what the ramefications of the nuclear meltdown at SNPP may be.
Flaming Moe's
(8F08)
Attempts to find the secret ingredient in the Flaming Moe.
Radio Bart
(8F11)
Demonstrates one way to save little Timmy O'Toole from the well.
Lisa the Greek
(8F12)
Television appearance for the Gamble-Tron 2000, a computer that 'accurately' predicts football scores.
Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
(8F23)
Demontrates miniature airplane at the Baby Convention
Marge Vs. The Monorail
(9F10)
Guest on the maiden voyage of the Monorail.
Selma's Choice
(9F11)
Appears on the cover of the Springfield Sperm Banks' "101 Frozen Pops".
Simpsons Clip Show
(9F17)
Presentation on how to save Homer's life through a '"Fantastic Voyage" which involves shrinking people and entering through Homer's lower colon.
Marge In Chains
(9F20)
Court presentation against Marge Simpson (she had "forgotten" to pay for Coloner Kwik-E-Mart's Kentecky Bourbon) implicating her in the JFK assassination
Rosebud
(1F01)
Shows Charles Montgomery Burns a potential replacement for Bobo: An out of control mechanical bear.
Bart's Inner Child
(1F05)
Participant in the "Do What You Feel" celebration.
Homer The Vigilante
(1F09)
Television appearance, this time with Scott Christian, demoing the answer to the Springfield cat burglar.
Itchy & Scratchy Land
(2F01)
Warns the other scientists at Itchy and Scratchy land that their robots will go berserk... a lot sooner than anyone expects
Homer: Bad Man
(2F06)
Inventor of the Super-Sour Lemon ball, demonstrated at the candy convention, which is mysteriously missing
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
(2F07)
The Definitive Nutty Professor
Bart's Comet
(2F11)
Presents the plan which will save Springfield from Bart's Comet.
Lisa's Wedding
(2F15)
The Frink fish (I thought it was McLure that had the obsession)

Frink and fellow scientists try to find a way to bring Mr. Burns back to life.

The PTA Disbands
(2F19)
Teaches schoolchildren the science behind the popular Popcorn Mower.
Lemon of Troy
(2F22)
Rides his "Flying Motorcycle".
TOH VI
(3F04)
Explains the hypothetical "Third Dimension"
Sideshow Bobs's Last Gleaming
(3F08)
Appears in Col. Hapablap's undergound board room.meeting
22 Short Films
(3F18)
The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink.
   
Much Apu About Nothing
(3F20)
The Professor shows off his Frinkiac-7 computer, and prophesizes about the future of computers.

Attends Homer's "No On 24!" rally.

TOH 7
(4F02)
Little Frink creates the Debigulator.
You Only Move Twice
(3F23)
Says "see ya" to Homer as he leaves for Cypress Creek.
The Homer They Fall
(4F03)
In the audience at the Homer vs. Tatum "Payback" fight.
Burns, Baby Burns
(4F05)
Present at the party for Larry, and the song that Homer sings.
Bart After Dark
(4F06)
At the demolition of Belle's burlesque house
Lisa's Date with Destiny
(4F01)
While playing chess with his computer, Frink receives a call from his first patent, the AT-5000 Auto Dialer.
Hurricane Neddy
(4F07 )
Helps rebuild Flanders new home
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
(3F24)
Serves Virtual Chili at the Springfield Chili Cookoff.
 
   
   

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