Lisa, disconcerted with her music teacher, Mr. Largo, decides that she is going to give up her sax. On the way to King Toots to trade it in, she passes Chintzy Quincy's Discount Recording Studio. She decides to tape her beloved sax and tape it "ONE LAST TIME... FOR POSTERITY". After her jam session, she goes to pick up her tape. The nerd in the control studio, dizzy with stupidity over the flirting fluezy from Otto's band, gives her a blank tape. Otto And The Screaming Whiners are recorded onto Lisa's tape, somehow leaving her track intact.

When Otto's tape gets airplay, it is a instant hit. It is a "UNIQUE BLEND OF SPEED METAL AND JAZZ," dubbed "SPAZZ". After much attention to the song and continued airplay, Otto's band gets a gig. At the gig, the band is not well received becuase of the lack of the jazz, as Lisa is not on stage. The crowd becomes disgruntled, culminating in Professor Frink yelling, "HEY OTTO, YOU STINK! GET OFF THE STAGE!"

Kent Brockman: "DESTRUCTION! BLOOD! WAR! TERROR HAS STRUCK EVERYWHERE!! ..ENOUGH ABOUT MY BITTER DIVORCE. NOW THE NEWS... AFTER A LONG AND EXHAUSTIVE SELECTION PROCESS, SPRINGFIELD HAS BEEN CHOSEN AS THE SITE OF THE NEXT ENVIRONMENTAL RESEARCH BIOSPHERE. WE GO TO THE SCENE JUST MINUTES AGO."

Professor Frink: "SPRINGFIELD" (pulling a ball out of a tumbler)

In his never-ending plight to cheat the U.S. government out of taxes, Krusty finds that the only way to get around the tax codes is to create his own country. He goes on TV and invites people to join him in Krustonia. In this frame, Krusty is expecting about three people. To his suprise, many more show up, including Professor Frink (who is standing next to Otto).

"HOLY JOE TOLEDO.."
"HEEEEY CITIZENS! I..UH..ER.."
"I'LL BE BACK IN A SECOND."

After solving Krustonias first real issue with real insight and nobility, the people speak of their benevolent ruler:

Marge: "HE IS SORT OF KINGLY, ISN'T HE?"
Professor Frink: "»GAAA«...I KNEW I MADE THE RIGHT DECISION IN COMING HERE TO PURSUE... »AHUM« ...MY EXPERIMENTS FREE... »HOOHEY« ...OF GOVERNMENT REGULATORY INTERFERENCE!"
Lisa (thought bubble): "HMMM... I WONDER IF THE SOY IS MADE FROM ORGANIC SOYBEANS..."

Krusty: "SO, FRINK, WILL IT WORK?"
Professor Frink: "I HAVE NO DOUBY THAT THIS, »GA«, SOLUTION WHICH I'VE DEVISED WILL...»ER«...SPEED THE PLANTS' GROWING TIME EXPONENTIALLY. EITHER THAT OR IT WILL RENDER THIS ENTIRE PLOT A FIELD OF ...»ER«...DEATH. BUT THE CHANCES OF THE LATTER OCCURRING IS ...»GRR«... QUITE MARGINAL.

The natives are getting restless, and start questioning their newfound heritage.

Miss Hoover: "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CROPS, KRUSTY? THEY SHOULD HAVE SPROUTED BY NOW"
Otto: "YEAH! I'M TIRED OF SALAMI AND KALE!"
Balphazar: "YA ASK ME, THE LADY'S GOT A POINT."
Professor Frink: "»GAAA«...QUIET, BALPHAZAR!"

Krustonia faces it's most difficult adversary: Lack of public power, which means lack of television. To remedy the problem, Professor Frink creates a man-powered generator.

Professor Frink: "»AHUM«...EXCELLENT! IT WORKS!"
Bart: "YOU 'VOLUNTEERS' WILL BE PROVIDING POWER FOR HIS MAJESTICNESS' BROADCAST. YOU SHOULD FEEL HONORED."

Miss Hoover: "'VOLUNTEERS!' YOU FORCED US INTO THIS FOR QUESTIONING KRUSTY!"
Otto: "WOW, I'M LOSIN' FEELIN' IN MY HEELS"
Balphazar: "OH, JUST YOU WAIT FRINK...YOU'LL KNOW PAYBACK! YOU'LL KNOW PAYBACK!"
Professor Frink: "OH, I...»WHO HOY«...WOULDN'T COUNT ON IT, BALPHAZAR. I STILL WIELD THE TRILCANI DEVICE. YOU WOULDN'T DARE RAISE A HAND AGAINST ME!"