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Brother Can You Spare
Two Dimes?

8F23 27-Aug-92
WAV (205K)
Frink: This radio controlled plane gives your baby the chance to fly, just like my son here. He can execute the barrel-rool, loop-de-loop, then bring it in for the perfect landing. (plane crashes through the window and out of sight)
Crowd: (gasps)
Frink: Oh dear, my wife is going to kill me.

Marge Vs. The Monorail
9F10 14-Jan-93
(Professor Frink, pictured here screaming for his life on the maiden voyage of Springfield's Monorail)

Selma's Choice
9F11 21-Jan-93
(From the Springfield Sperm Bank, with the brilliant motto, "Put Your Sperm In Our Hands", comes "101 Frozen Pops", a mail order sperm catalog. Featured on the cover, Troy McClure, Jaques, and Professor Frink.)

So It's Come to This:
A Simpsons Clip Show

9F17 1-Apr-93
WAV (224K)
Frink: I have and unorthodox solution. A "Fantastic Voyage" if you will. Three scientists, one a beautiful woman, will be shrunk to microscopic size. They will then rendezvous in Mr. Simpson's lower colon
Everyone: eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww!
Frink: Well, we have had a little trouble finding volunteers.

Marge In Chains
9F20 6-May-93
WAV (80K)
Frink: And if we freeze on frame 138, we distinctly see a puff of blue hair coming from the grassy knoll.