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Itchy and Scratchy Land
2F01 2-Oct-94
WAV (304K)
Frink: You've got to listen to me. Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok, in an orgy of blood and the kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.
Scientist: How much time do we have professor?
Frink: Well, according to my calculations, the robots won't go berserk for at least 24 hours
(all robots turn against the humans)
Frink: Oh. I forgot to carry the one
 

Itchy and Scratchy Land
2F01 2-Oct-94
WAV (63K)
Frink: Man! If this is happening here, I'd hate to think what's happening at Euro-Itchy and Scratchy Land.

Homer: Bad Man
2F06 27-Nov-94
WAV (147K)
Frink: As you can see, I have created a lemon ball so sour it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field. The candy, known as 77x42--- where the hell is the candy?
Homer: (with complete face puckered in) "I don't know"

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
2F07 4-Dec-94
WAV (175K)
Frink: I doubt very highly that one elixir could boast so many fantastic properties.
(drinks the tonic, turns into handsome stud)
Let's say we amscray out of here and have a wild wing-ding at the Cyclotron, doctor?
Mrs. Frink (assumption) Anything you say, professor!

Bart's Comet
2F11 5-Feb-95
WAV (359K)
Frink: Good evening ladies and gentlema--
Man: (from audience, screaming) Quit stalling, what's the plan?!
Frink: Alright, just take your seat, just take your seat. Now, working with former Carter administration officials and military men who were forced into early retirement for various reasons which we won't go into here, we have planned this defense for the city. As the comet hurdles toward the city, our rocket will intercept it and blow it to smithereens.
(model rocket blows up the comet, debris falling on Moe's tavern and catching it on fire)
Moe: Oh dear God no!
Mayor Quimby: And that will be the end of our Mr. Comet
(applause and cheering)

Lisa's Wedding
2F15 19-Mar-95
WAV (7K)
n'guy!

Lisa's Wedding
2F15 19-Mar-95
WAV (120K)
Smithers: Oh, Mr. Burns, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back. How're we doing, boys?
Frink: Well, we're up to fifteen!
Scientists: Yay!

The PTA Disbands
2F19 16-Apr-95
WAV (253K)
Frink: The compression and expansion of the longitudinal waves cause the erratic oscillation, you can see it there, of the neighboring particles.
Little Girl: Eh!
Frink: Yes...what is it, what, what is it?
Little Girl: Can I play with it?
Frink: No you can't play with it. You won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do... The colors children!

Lemon Of Troy
2F22 14-May-95
WAV (80K)
Frink: Hello, son. You want to try the flying motorcycle I just invented?
Bart: No time.
Frink: Okay!

Lemon Of Troy
2F22 14-May-95
WAV (51K)
Bart: I could sure use that flying motorcycle now..
Frink: You had your chance!